Elijah

There's a boy at school that's in love with me...said just nonchalantly in the car by my kindergartener...

"How do you know this"

Well, he was chasing me around and I kind of figured out it was because he loved me.

"So, because he chased you, he must love you?"

Well, he told me he's in love with me.  We both have animal hats and that's why  we are in love with each other.

"So you are in love with him too?"

No.  

"And what is this boy's name?"

Elijah

"And is he a nice boy?"

Yes, but sometimes he gets in trouble.

Bryce interjects,  "we all sometimes do things that get us in trouble."

"How true, oh wise one... Oh my Ruthie! Stealing hearts already...